Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The last 8 things a Girl would EVER say!

Usually, I'm against stereotypes in general. At least the negative ones. But very often I can't help but chuckle at some stereotypes, because they're almost always true. 
For example I came across the excerpt "The last 8 things a woman would ever say" from the book Why Men Want Sex and Women Need Love by Barbara & Allan Pease (international bestselling authors & relationship experts!). I found the excerpt fun, but true, so I had to publish it here. Please note that I didn't write it! Here goes: (Note: Text in red is written by me!)


1. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. Honestly, I don't think I'd ever say this!
2. Go ahead & leave the seat up. I love the feel of cold, wet porcelain. I HATE IT WHEN THE SEAT IS LEFT UP. SO GROSS!!!
3. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpits are just too cute. I obviously wouldn't say this too. I've never owned a torn pair of jeans. Ever.
4. This diamond is much too big! And by the way, I've got enough shoes! Used to love both diamonds & shoes before, but lost interest in them now. So I might just say this. Honestly!
5. Take that block of chocolate away! I love chocolate! But am proud to say that I've got good willpower so I never overdo chocolate even if there's half a year's supply lying in the fridge.
6. I don't care if it's on sale: $500 is too much to pay for a designer dress! Me + shopping = big bags & empty wallets/pockets.
7. Does this make my bum look too small? I am super thin, so I have wondered about this one. More than once.
8. I'm going out for a while. Why don't you phone your ex? Show me a woman who'd say this & I'll show you a woman who's being unfaithful herself.


Even though I'm feminist & all, I can identify with most (not all) of these statements.
What about you? What do you think?


Cheers,




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7 views/opinions shared:

  1. I don't agree with numbers 2, 4 and 6.

    Re 2: I've shared with male flatmates and they have left the toilet seat up. It's not too hard to put it down. :) The only thing that would annoy me would be if there was pee on the side and they hadn't cleaned it up...but that was rare. I still don't get the whole toilet seat needs to be down whinge every woman seems to have!

    Re 4 and 6: I'm not a big shopper. I don't like too many shoes. And I don't like big and chunky jewellery. Even if it is diamonds. I am very stingy when it comes to buying clothes and do think that 500 is a lot! And I don't do designer stuff.
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  2. lol @ the first..I dont think any woman will say this..atleast that's what I think!

    Don't agree with 4 & 6..Ive seen stingier women :P and I've known girls who dress simple :)

    There are more:
    * I'm so happy with my new hairstyle,I dont think,I'll ever change it again :)
    * Oh I'm wrong,you must be right again.(Well that applies to both genders)

    Nice take! :D
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  3. This was just a generalization. Obviously not every woman agrees & that's the beauty of it! :)
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  4. *lmao* My favorite is #8.

    But overall, very cute. Very funny. Very true.

    -Cat
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  5. For me these were revelations! I read them and I said, "Really?" Because some of the statements seemed ridiculous, but I dare not say that loud for the relationship experts could hear it! You know what I mean?
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  6. For me these were revelations! I read them and I said, "Really?" Because some of the statements seemed ridiculous, but I dare not say that loud for the relationship experts could hear it! You know what I mean?
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